Wednesday, December 3, 2008

To the ER


I had my first encounter with the Emergency Room Tuesday morning. After numerous blood tests and an ultra sound the doctors think that I have a kidney stone. They couldn't find it, but with my symptoms that's what they think it is. I have never experienced this much pain in my life. I wouldn't even wish this much pain on my worst enemy. Thanks to some pain meds that I am taking religiously every 4 hours, it seems to be alright.

A kidney stone
A thing so small
Is hardly worth a mention
Unless your trying to pass the things
They quickly get your attention
There is a cure
I promise you
That this is not a joke
Puree a bunch of asparagus
And chase with a liter of coke

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